"If you are a dude, and you were walking along the streets, just outside 万花楼 you 检到 100 bucks. And then you decided to go inside 万花楼 because you very 急, cannot settle yourself. Inside 万花楼 there is 小红 who plays the 二胡, 她卖艺不卖身。 If you want her to 卖身 she costs 120 bucks. With the 100 bucks that you just 检到, and 倒贴 another 20 bucks, you would get her. But if you 倒贴 that 20 bucks, your son 小太郎 would have no money to pay for his school fees. On the other hand, there is 菊花。 她卖身不卖艺。 Well her 艺 is just juggling. And 菊花 costs only 20 bucks! Which one will you pick? 小红 or 菊花? Remember, if you pick 小红 120 bucks, your 小太郎 have no money to go to school."
"Why go to 万花楼? Where's my 娘子?"
"Oh you don't have a 娘子. And 小太郎 is also not your 亲生 son, you picked him up from the woods."
"OH, then screw 小太郎 and his school fees. Of course I pick 小红."
"Huh, but 菊花 costs only 20 bucks, and 小红 is 120 bucks."
"Ya? But I 检到 100 bucks right? 菊花 can 5 times. 小红 still need to 倒贴."
"But you don't know what kind of strange diseases you may catch from 菊花。"
"But 小红 is inexperienced, 菊花 is more experienced."
"Okay, ceteris paribus."
"Ceteris paribus, 重点 is 菊花 can 5 times."
"Okay okay, then what if 小红 costs only 100 bucks?"
"Hmm, 小红 then, since I picked up that 100 bucks, just right."
"Nope, I'm still picking 菊花, because like I said, 5 times."
"Then now, if you were a dude, which of the Disney princesses would you pick?"
"There is Snow White, who is very good, very pretty, very nice, but if you marry her, you have to live with the seven dwarves who will wake you up every morning at 5 AM by singing 'Hey-ho, hey-ho', 5AM, every morning."
"Huh, 5AM?!"
"There is Sleeping Beauty. who is also very nice, but she is forever sleeping, and she doesn't wake up, if you wanna bring her out, you have to push her in a wheelchair and she'll be asleep."
"She'll be a burden..."
"And then there is Jasmine, who is also very nice, but she only goes out shopping at Lucky Plaza and she goes Lucky Plaza every Sunday and you can only see her on Sunday."
"Why Lucky Plaza?"
"Just Lucky Plaza."
"Then there is Pocohantas, she is also nice, but she insists on wearing tribal clothes and she only wear tribal clothes, even if you bring her out, she is always wearing tribal clothes."
"There is Belle, she loves reading. And if you marry her, you would have to submit a book review everyday."
"Sounds good!"
"Then there is Rapunzel, she is very nice, nothing wrong with her, except her hair is very long, like very very very long, and you may accidentally get strangled by her hair in your sleep."
"Some guys may like that k..."
"Then... there is the Little Mermaid, Ariel, she is also nice, but she got no voice."
"But Ariel is unfilial, she left her parents for just one guy."
"Then we have Cinderella. She is very nice. nothing bad to say about her."
"Ya Cinderella is really good! She 吃得起苦...."
And this. Is where the conversation steered towards,
"飘洋过海 我吃得起苦
相信天无绝人之路
现实有咒诅 梦里有祝福
有缘同舟 风雨同渡
顶着烈日当空 眼底有迷雾
不能再让懦弱困住
日子多坎坷 命运有变数
只盼久旱逢甘露"
Which farther steered our topics towards epic dramas like 《和平的代价》 and 《不老的传说》, 《解连环》, 神雕侠侣 etc etc.
Such fans we are.
"Why go to 万花楼? Where's my 娘子?"
"Oh you don't have a 娘子. And 小太郎 is also not your 亲生 son, you picked him up from the woods."
"OH, then screw 小太郎 and his school fees. Of course I pick 小红."
"Huh, but 菊花 costs only 20 bucks, and 小红 is 120 bucks."
"Ya? But I 检到 100 bucks right? 菊花 can 5 times. 小红 still need to 倒贴."
"But you don't know what kind of strange diseases you may catch from 菊花。"
"But 小红 is inexperienced, 菊花 is more experienced."
"Okay, ceteris paribus."
"Ceteris paribus, 重点 is 菊花 can 5 times."
"Okay okay, then what if 小红 costs only 100 bucks?"
"Hmm, 小红 then, since I picked up that 100 bucks, just right."
"Nope, I'm still picking 菊花, because like I said, 5 times."
"Then now, if you were a dude, which of the Disney princesses would you pick?"
"There is Snow White, who is very good, very pretty, very nice, but if you marry her, you have to live with the seven dwarves who will wake you up every morning at 5 AM by singing 'Hey-ho, hey-ho', 5AM, every morning."
"Huh, 5AM?!"
"There is Sleeping Beauty. who is also very nice, but she is forever sleeping, and she doesn't wake up, if you wanna bring her out, you have to push her in a wheelchair and she'll be asleep."
"She'll be a burden..."
"And then there is Jasmine, who is also very nice, but she only goes out shopping at Lucky Plaza and she goes Lucky Plaza every Sunday and you can only see her on Sunday."
"Why Lucky Plaza?"
"Just Lucky Plaza."
"Then there is Pocohantas, she is also nice, but she insists on wearing tribal clothes and she only wear tribal clothes, even if you bring her out, she is always wearing tribal clothes."
"There is Belle, she loves reading. And if you marry her, you would have to submit a book review everyday."
"Sounds good!"
"Then there is Rapunzel, she is very nice, nothing wrong with her, except her hair is very long, like very very very long, and you may accidentally get strangled by her hair in your sleep."
"Some guys may like that k..."
"Then... there is the Little Mermaid, Ariel, she is also nice, but she got no voice."
"But Ariel is unfilial, she left her parents for just one guy."
"Then we have Cinderella. She is very nice. nothing bad to say about her."
"Ya Cinderella is really good! She 吃得起苦...."
And this. Is where the conversation steered towards,
"飘洋过海 我吃得起苦
相信天无绝人之路
现实有咒诅 梦里有祝福
有缘同舟 风雨同渡
顶着烈日当空 眼底有迷雾
不能再让懦弱困住
日子多坎坷 命运有变数
只盼久旱逢甘露"
Which farther steered our topics towards epic dramas like 《和平的代价》 and 《不老的传说》, 《解连环》, 神雕侠侣 etc etc.
Such fans we are.
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